Monday, December 2, 2013

The Bacon Craze

Please notice that I didn't say "bacon;"  I said "the bacon craze."  I don't have a problem with bacon - who could turn down a yummy salty breakfast meat - but the fact that it's a movement is uncomfortable.  It's like when Justin Bieber became a thing - it seems harmless enough then makes you want to kill yourself after 3 days. 

I can maybe understand all the baconfests.  Having just had Thanksgiving I understand wanting to send yourself to the hospital in one meal.  I even understand bacon in chocolate bars because we all love the salty-sweet deliciousness.  But when they invented bacon lip balm and bacon tablets to flavor water, I felt they went too far.  I don't know who "they" are, but they should have stopped. 

What is left to flavor with bacon??  Honestly, nothing.  Please let bacon flavor stop being a thing. 

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